You can do the same thing with chili.  It's fucking decadent.

@avclub-75e43c12ef9f1cfdaeae92ca6fa90640:disqus I know I already missed the drinking, but I used to live in Mass.  Now I'm in sunnier climes.

It's a Sunday. I think I'd be driving.

You took her to a desolate, parched, abandoned, post-apocalyptic place filled with misfits, outcasts, and those who don't ever want to be found?

Steven Tyler is from Norwell, I think.

I have to ask:Did O'Neal wander off way from Coachella?  Is he trudging his way through the Southern California desert as we speak?  Or has he already become the Grand Despot of Slab City?

I still think of his Depeche Mode a la mode comment and little hand gesture everytime I hear the band's name.

Oh, are we doing this?  Yes!

(hisses out a hot, repugnant bubble of gasass sure to put @avclub-33beffd09a1b020d1187c6b4b264014a:disqus to sleep)

Agreed with Hat, @avclub-445c00b7f37f817d4b2c309208ad00b2:disqus .  You can always do both.
On the other hand, why the hell would she be upset?  You're a grown man.  She's not taking the time out of her day to sexually gratify you at that moment.  Who's losing in this scenario?

The Viking 3-Way sounds like a new, awesome sex move.

I prefer to think that these are not the same characters we've watched for these last few years.  They might look the same and they might be in roughly similar situations, but that's the extent of things.

I love the fact that ca-raayzee ass Wesley Snipes is afraid of Robert Burke.

That would be wonderful, right?

(Prints interview out.  Pastes interview into homemade Random Roles coffeetable book: "What an awesome and underrated career so far, and holy shit he was Jimmy the Cabdriver, really?" chapter.

Let's be honest.  If researchers developed a game that made orgasms, it would never leave development because as soon as the first test subject tried it, he or she would never take it off.

Much like my thoughts during a trip to Silverlake, I wonder what the hell the Risans are wearing and what they hell they do for a living.

I could tell.  I bumped into your eyeballs, after all.

We should get him introduced to all the memes immediately.

Klausner's hair, even in company with all those other redheads, looked glorious.
 
And Ted Leo's song needs to be on the next AVClub Undercover.