This the laugh that I needed this morning. Thank you.

I’ve seen ads for his cop show. He’s the commissioner and all his kids are cops except the ones that are lawyers? I think it’s called Law & Order: Nothing But Nepotism?

It’s only ads. All the ad’s. From everywhere. At once. No other content needed.

Maybe everybody squirting out a new streaming service needs to seriously consider the possibility that we’ve hit peak streaming and are approaching streaming service fatigue.

And don’t forget that the boats themselves are docked in tax havens specifically to avoid US tax laws. Go ask Liberia for some cash you tax dodging fucks.

That would (figuratively) sink the business right there.

A million times this. They registered in random island nations to avoid paying taxes and so they could pay their workers next to nothing. Fuck em. Hope they all go belly up. 

Let them register their ships stateside and pay taxes and then we’ll look into giving them assistance in a year or two.

I’m waiting for his campaign’s online store to start selling MAGA masks.

You sound very Trumpian and very limited in attention span.

So what you’re saying is: he’s a prime candidate for the next Surgeon General under the current administration.  

Let’s be clear about this — he has a BBA (bachelor’s of business administration) and NO medical training whatsoever.

If they did, they’d be silencing the president, so that won’t happen.

Fuck this guy.

Even within the confines of his specialty, his methods are questionable (and his defense of those methods in response to criticism doesn’t exactly inspire confidence).

Go back and watch/listen to those Loveline episodes. Dr. Drew basically told everyone without vanilla sexual appetites they were abused as a child. It’s pretty awful in retrospect.

“go fuck your dad again”

I signed up for the free trial but also immediately noticed I couldn’t even cast this to my TV. I used to take the train to work and would have maybe used this a bit there, but now that I work from home (have for awhile so it’s not like I’m going back to an office after the quarantine) I really don’t see staying…

It’s amazing how people who don’t work in supply logistics think they are Tim Cook all of a sudden, just because their mommy gave them a smartphone.