Now I am even more depressed since both the test said I was in a massive depressive episode and I can’t get any treatment because I have no insurance. Life is grand.

The Braves fans have a lot of catching up to do with Chiefs fans. 

I have Shelby’s 74 Pinto I can sell you for only 125k it would be perfect for your museum. 

They found out from market research that people didn’t want a car that ran on a giant ball instead of wheels.

When did they step up their recruitment standards?

The Sheriff released a statement saying “Woops,my bad”. 

I would give you the OK sign  for your informative post but it too is now a hate symbol. So I guess I just have to say thanks.

So you are saying they shouldn’t love genocide? 

Yes I did. That is why I said what I did trying to be kind. Like Ellen wants us to be. 

I thought it was the dude who hangs out under the overpass near my house with the “Will work for food” sign.

Google moved their production from China to Vietnam.

The previous owner went bankrupt trying to keep it  running.

Before long they will be as racist as Chiefs fans.

I still don’t get why the Chiefs, who do the same thing along with beating a war drum before their games, take no heat for their actions.

He was worried Trump might call him names on Twitter.

Yes she invented a shark repellent used to keep curious sharks from exploding underwater ordinances meant to sink submarines and it is still used today. It was how she got into cooking. 

You are a disingenuous piece of shit. Go back to licking Trump’s taint. 

You are just wrong about who was worse.

Didn’t even need to read your article to know this guy was going to say some stupid douche bag shit. His picture was enough to get that point across.

You think Barack doesn’t like a good blow job?