I am taking a shit in old Walmart bags and selling them as Trumpy Shits. Already have over 1000 orders at 99.99. 

You should go ahead and confess all your sins here, Samantha. Take all the power away from the Nazi horde!

How much in medical bills can a dead guy rack up?

Mr. Deere also pointed out that Pence couldn’t be a racist cause he has a black guy shine his shoes.

If you could afford a Chiron why would you need to go to work? 

Should I remove the american cheese from the plastic wrapper before putting it out on my cheese board?

His golf partners were Kim Jong-un and Vladimir Putin. 

Too life-like.

Don’t forget all the Poles killed by the Soviet Union and the 40+ years of oppression they suffered under after being liberated from Hitler. 

He was mad about Obama golfing at courses he didn’t own and get any of that sweet tax payer money.

Thank you. Living in the land of the grays it is rare that I get stars so I will cherish yours forever!

How will I determine my self worth without likes on my witty Facebook comments?

If he only would have been wearing a MAGA hat and Trump 2020 t-shirt he would have sailed through customs.

miscellaneous grounds = Being brown and Muslim.

I wish that instead of spending all my money on drugs back in the 80's I would have stocked up on 240z when you could buy them all day for 800-1500 bucks in much better condition than this one. I could be rich now and remember a 10 year period of my life.

What is so bad about indentured servitude?  

Since they went 4-0 without him last year while he was injured,he proved they don’t really need him to win. Silly for them to pay them when running backs are a dime a dozen.

I kind of felt bad for Uber/Lyft drivers till I read your comments. Now I don’t feel bad for them at all. 

Again..you are a low life piece of shit.