Imma let you finish but, nope. Metroidvania is a genre and if you have to explain the word then so be it. At some point you have to explain words to people who are unfamiliar with them, like RPG or any of its derivatives.

No.

Counterpoint: No.

My personal response: Eh. Handwringing about something most people don't give a shit about. 

You’re still ranting about this?

The vernacular is established, and will remain until people no longer find it useful.  You’re fighting this fight about 15 years too late.

Then I request that all of Kinja stop using the word “stan” to describe a crazy fan, which is already short for fanatic.  I know it’s from an Eminem song, but as I am unfamiliar with the root meaning, then I don’t think it should be said as it is meaningless to me.

No

lol no.

It seems like the most damaging thing Kotaku could do to this guy is simply not cover him in any way. He will feed on your coverage.

Can we just not give this guy the attention he apparently so badly craves?

Cavill looks fine. It’s not worth investing more than that.

Using sexism to fight sexism is clearly an amazing idea!

That sounds like unreasonable, shitty criteria.

Wrong.

Maybe don’t say bigoted things if you rep a brand?

How is destroying the patriarchy with sexism going? 

This is always fun, if you think something someone said may or may not be appropriate change the subject to Jews and see if you still think it is.

But the inclusion of a run button, which is what I was praising, made the game play so much better. It’s honestly hard to go back to TiT after you get your hands on Hyperstone. Though full disclosure, as a child I was SO jealous of the SNES’s cooler levels and higher number of boss fights.

Unfortunately, the default settings in Turtles in Time don’t include double-tapping to dash. You have to go into the options menu to set the dash to manual in order to get it.