@Riff-Raff: At least he's smiling nice for the picture!

@5tr4t4: VLC - done on most platforms!

Poor kid is gonna be scarred for life...

This is why the only Apple I own is an old ][e Enhanced.

Now we know why the motherfucking snakes were on the motherfucking plane!

@MaxPoint: Well, when they move to Canada...

I've already received Facebook email SPAM!

@alboy2: Why reply?

@Lizard_King: Why torch your ride?

Why?

Rack of what?

@MaliciousH: If I nuke one, I gotta nuke 'em all, or people will complain that I'm playing favorites!

@pete1061: Your wish is my, er, command?

NUKE COMMIEFORNIA!!!

@demographic: Then don't drink... or judge others. Masochists? Really?

Really?

@gstatty: Nor do you need to...

EAT. SHIT. COMMIEFORNIA!!!

@HeartBurnKid: Agent of R.O.A.C.H.: This doesn't work for modern laptops, as the password values now reside in NVRAM or FLASH, not CMOS with a 1F supercap or battery.

@hawkeye18: Hell - I had to Google it, that's the only way I knew what it was.