To answer question 1, I’d refer you to the halftime show of the college title game. Despite the fact Weezy initially came out in a Snuggie, the song he joined Imagine Dragons for was actually pretty great. I’d also say Kendrick’s guest spot on the Radioactive remix was also fire.

Ya but they even said there are protesters outside.  They may be able to break things down but where can they throw them out to and, if there are any women living there, someone will see them going.

He makes them look like giants though. And neither runs as much as he will need to to be most effective. I am very iffy on how good he can be but I do worry he’s going to get killed.

The best final four always includes the defending champs.

The Eagles were the best defense left.  No one will be able to do to that team what the Eagles did.  They may well lose but to act like there’s some big weakness that’s been exposed beyond “a great D line can slow down explosive offenses” is crazy

Nick Foles is Joe Flacco with a big cock.  Calm down.

For the more casual fans, he’s not even a lefty either which is baseball’s “but he’s 6'5" so he must be a good QB” quagmire

Rookie deals are 100% guaranteed and guys are paid after just 4 years, no arbitration or anything like that.

That’s dumb.  The only way football makes sense is if he gets PAID as a QB.  If he’s a 1, that means he’s got a real shot to do that.  If he’s not a 1, I’d have my agent put out word that I’m definitely playing baseball and not to draft him in day 2.

In addition to that, MLB players have a far higher chance of not needing to take advantage of those benefits.

I assume they saw “5'9" QB” and just figured there was no NFL future there so why stop him from potentially winning the Heisman and/or national title

Truth is your alternative scenario is kind of what I think will happen. I’ve never seen him play baseball but I saw the one game he played against a truly special college defense (aka an NFL defense) and it wasn’t great and if he runs as much as he did in college he may die.

That may be true that pocket QBs don’t have the risk of injury that other football players do but guys like Lamar or Cam or Kyler if he plays football will be hit a lot more than normal QBs and, while Cam is built like a tank and Lamar is at least 6'2" 216, Kyler is only listed as 5'10" 195 on ESPN. Against a great…

I sexted seriously one time and one time only.

That’s like waaaay too big, right?  That thing looks like it’d burst out of your chest like Alien.

That’s a damn solid line.  I hope the laughs have served you well in the years of intensive therapy I’d assume followed.

Did he at least start with a gentle “hey”?

The solo bar facemasks where the best.  With today’s coddling of players, I say bring them back for all players who have special rules for how they can be tackled.  Sorry QBs, Ks, and Ps, you get 1 bar.  Apologize for ruining Clay Matthews September, damnit.

“Say your name”

I’m not delusional. I was a decent collegiate athlete