A big part of my problem with this is how hard it undercuts the premises of the original trilogy. The reapers are wiping out life in the galaxy to prevent people developing so far that they annihilate the possibility of life, but it turns out they were only doing it to one galaxy, and the tech level they allow to…

It really feels like they handed someone a binder labeled “Mass Effect Design Notes” with all of the petty details and none of the larger ethos and then that person read it and tried to make a Mass Effect game.

“I used to be a tall baseball player. Then I became Christian.”

My bad, I was quickly reading and commenting on it in math, so I basically skimmed over it. Thanks, Ka Mai.

It means the city gets attacked in the opening cutscenes. Your character scrambles from the ground shouting “hang on everyone! I’ve got two years worth of guns in my vault right over th—” and the vault is immediately destroyed by a direct gunship salvo.

“Mr. Ganondorf, doesn’t your tattoo say ‘Die, Link Die’?”

I would say “his term’s not over yet”, but he’s a rich white guy: worst that happens to him is he resigns, someone takes the fall for him and comes out the other end with a cushy Trump [Insert Shitty Product Here] job.

such a waste of ancient arrows, just reflect their blast back at them with a shield.

Why’d Hernandez wait til he got to first? He wanted to make sure Cabrera saw him do his anti-climactic, meaningless “You’re outta here” dance during a spring training game?

On the plus side, this quest is now slightly less bad because I got to be right on the internet. Yay!

You can’t really dress up as an Indian or cowboy anymore, and recently a lot of the public has turned on the police. There just aren’t a lot of good options left.

Here ya go.

You are correct sir! I try all sorts of different strains out and have never run into the fabled “super weed” once. I live in a legalized state and all the THC and CBD percentages are right there for you; there are some marginally higher percentages than others, but it’s all varying degrees of the same thing. Even…

On Friday, that newsletter enthusiastically cited a piece of satire.

You should go meet the younger version of yourself. He’d call you an idiot for not recognizing how hilariously ironic all of your smug, jackassish posts are. Keep wasting your time telling people they’re wasting their time. Ka Mai is defending artists he likes, which is a noble cause in my book. You’re bitching at him…

I don’t think you need to do anything. I just think you’re an intellectually dishonest hypocrite.

They would have fired her a long time ago, but her string broke off so they had to remove her the hard way. 

The only Dawkins video game I will accept is SUPER HONEY DEFENDER 3 (and knuckles.)

I am a carnivore wildlife biologist and wanted to say that, especially on the west coast of both Canada and the US, grizzly bear management and the estimation of effective population sizes is based on outdated models that do not provide an accurate picture of Grizzly distribution, or census size. There has been…

Trying to place Zelda games on a timeline is as stupid as trying to make sense of the Highlander films.