Nope. Sorry. Anything revealed in the game’s official marketing can not be considered a spoiler. The entire selling point of this game is playing as the heroes from the Star Wars movies.

If becoming one of the most popular and enjoyable games of the year doesn’t put you into the running for Game of the Year, then Game of the Year is a useless accolade anyway.

And yet it has one of the highest concurrent player counts of any game on Steam, consistently sits at the top of the sales list, and has influenced at least half a dozen other multiplayer games this year.

Shut it down, folks. There’s nowhere but down to go from here.

Why should that matter? Regardless of being in early access, it’s still one of the most popular and influential titles of the year.

Nah, Gamestop updated their POS just a couple years ago. The issue is that they develop all their POS software in-house, and they appear to have found a last-minute issue in their code important enough to delay the rollout of this offer.

No, but I’d have a functioning Bat Signal and $285.

If they had put out a call for victims of Donal Trump or Bill O’Reilly to share their stories, you wouldn’t have cared.

I can’t imagine.

That doesn’t make this story a lie.

My outrage is pathetic because I have enough experience with the source to be outraged?

You’d lose that bet. And that’s frankly a pretty disgusting accusation to make about a stranger.

And for $15 you can get a high-powered flashlight and some construction paper for the same effect.

No, but I wish you were.

And they were smart enough to hold off on publishing until the rumors were substantiated.

I got it mixed up with the other paper that broke a story about a famous man being accused of sexual misconduct. Me culpa. My point stands, though, and your (and Jezebel’s) attempt to deflect from that point based on a trivial mistake is frankly pure cowardice.

I have it on good authority that Roland Tembo has sexual relations with goats. One day the truth will come out, and you’ll all be like “boy, Ka Mai sure called it.”

Exactly right, thank you.

Yes, yes, I realize I mixed up my newspapers. My point stands, though.

Yeah, my bad. Too late to edit. My point stands, though.