This is really more of a personal preference, and I do not mean to shed negative light on the author or anything, but to me this feels really like an angry rant. Give it some more time Jesse, and see what happens.

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If you want Valve quality for your game, than it will take Valve time to make that game. Now it all makes sense!

I simply fail to comprehend how this group is so successful. I listened to their songs but I do not understand. I guess our cultures are just vastly different.

I really hope so, because that's what came to my mind as well. And if it turns out to be a coincidence then all our pop culture knowledge would be in vain, and that would be soul crushing.

Now I really want to pick up skating again. I used to love skateboarding as a teen but I always borrowed my board from someone else when I decided that they are not using it at the time.

Hmm, I understand, thanks for the clarification. Europe does not have a lot of native Americans, so I don't think I've ever personally met one.

I really like the era and setting, and I'm looking forward to this game a huge lot. Altough I wonder if he's accent is right, since I'm not aware how a native American accent is supposed to sound like.

For the love of my life I can't find a proper source for a Flash shirt.

Yeah, you're right. Nowadays the best response these companies can give is to pity you for not keeping up technologically and not being cool, because if you are not ultra-fashionable, than it's not really their problem.

I'm European and I don't think I understand what this baseball analogy is supposed to mean. Can someone explain the point here?

That official statement is as generic as they get. They talked about everything but ultimately forgot to provide answers to the issues at hand. Nice job, Microsoft.

That gave me the idea of an open-world/city Portal game where you can fast travel and superhero using the Portal gun. It would be glorious.

Stan Lee is much cooler than Rhino. Hell, Stan Lee is much cooler than most people.

I'm actually not worried at all. I trust Ken Levine, and my wallet absolutely loves Ken Levine, since there are several games this year that I really look forward to, so if this means that Infinite will be even better than it is, I'm all for it.

Adventure Time's background story is just a fascinating story of imagination, I loved listening to it.

The Stark Tower was what I liked the most in the movie. That little launching pad where Tony could automatically put on/take off the suit was damn stylish.

Why do I not have a 3DS?

As much as I raged when I finished the game, and how illogical the ending was from the series' perspective, step by step I feel more peaceful about it.

Jazz Jackrabbit was awesome. I also recall that the second game had an alternate character for co-op play, I think it was a red rabbit who looked fucking insane, and I really liked the character because of the crazy attitude.