Proving once again that, if you need to break out of a slump, your best bet is to play NC State.

That’s a Nate-meg.

Well. There is a term for that. He beat him 5-hole.

But Gilbert still refuses to let Tim Duncan to attend Cavs games after the last time, when Duncan got on the PA system and told people about the dangers of sub prime variable rate mortgages, and that he would be willing to help anyone in the arena re-fi into a 30 year fixed with a 2.875% rate and no points.

eh, “Pot made me kill” worked for the Khmer Rouge

That is absolutely true. However, St. Louis has better barbecue than everywhere else in the world except maybe Texas and the Carolinas. I live in MN and it is a damn shame how hard it is to get good BBQ. It is probably easier in goddamn Italy.

Not sure why everyone is jumping up your ass about this. I’m naturally fairly shy and quiet, and I’ve found that people usually take it one of two ways - either I’m a reliable, no-nonsense hard worker, or I’m an angry bitch who hates them. The people who think the latter are usually right (this got back to me at my…

None of these things came off as super terrible to me. You’re there to do a job. Maybe I read this with a built-in disclaimer of “but be professional about it,” but things like not adding them on social media and popping on headphones to work seem like common sense. And of course, people need to give you time to work.…

First few frames, you can see toilet girl is in there, working to dig out the puck . She had one job, and she did it. Huge props to Swiffer girl. The rat tested her zone right away and she didn’t panic or stumble, she sealed off the inside and forced the puck to the shooter. And she kept the camera on the action the…

True. It may have been a mechanical, wind-up rat.

Would it be funnier if they blew a 3-1 series lead?

Playing like shit? That’s a bit of a stretch there...

This is so fucking NC State. If you’re going to fire his ass but you need him around to roll out the basketballs for practice, wait until after the season to announce it. And if you’re Gottfried, and you’re fired, why the fuck are you gonna work a notice?

What an asshole.

Sounds like you need to refocus your synergies into a new paradigm shift.

This fucking guy.

But white people don’t need condoms or birth control in their teens...

Right? I was taught we were sterile and chaste until a priest blesses our union and checks our finances.

Fuck, dude. Great writing, shitty situation.

You can see the show collapse upon itself the instant John made the 'puppets making prank calls' line.