+1 We all need more Tim Duncan references in our lives.

Church’s > Popeyes > Bojangles

Anyone who isn’t already dead inside should avoid the comments on the relevant ESPN article. It’s a conflagration of fuckery.

It’s appalling that more people don’t understand this. Consumption drives growth, not investment. The primacy of investors is squeezing the life out of everyone else.

+1 for defensible BBQ rankings. I put Carolina’s #1 because I love vinegar/mustard sauces and I’m a highly biased local.

Seeing the Lakers flounder in irrelevance warms my black(and silver) heart. Kobe has always been a poor man’s MJ, and I hope this trend continues into his management days.

The don’t come to Gawker sites. Venom and cynicism are practically trademarked here! 

The reaction has been eye-opening. Thanks for the comment. I basically do what you describe. Have gotten a 5% raise every year so apparently the internet is not representative of my management haha!

Yes, because I’m sure everyone’s anonymous internet activity is perfectly indicative of their demeanor in a professional environment. You realize that’s not a very scientific perspective right?

Says the person using “Millennial” as a pejorative.

I’ll just act like I have won the lottery every time I enter the office so anonymous people on the internet won’t feel so uncomfortable. Thanks fam!

Right, and that’s a bunch of bullshit. Flattery and supplication are unfortunately necessary when dealing with powerful people with fragile egos. That doesn’t make it any less bullshit. The thing about anonymous comment forums is that you get to lay out how you really feel not what you’re forced to portray in the…

A lot of you seem to lack basic reading comprehension skills. Where do I describe doing anything “hostile”?

Ya’ll are too much! Seriously, all the butthurt over this is too funny, it’s hurting my productivity! Haha

Unsolicited.

Ya’ll are cracking me up. Really must have hit a nerve to get so many responses.

Y’all seem to be able to tell an awful lot about someone from their Kinja. You want to read my palm next?

A) You don’t know me or my demeanor at the office so let me extend you a hearty Fuck Off! What are you imagining exactly? That I shoot the receptionist a mean look when she asks me how my weekend was or that I slam my office door in someone’s face while they’re asking me if I saw the Hornets game? You’re really giving…

So it isn’t enough to excel at my job? I also have to spend hours every week playing grab-ass and pretending to care about the musings and inconveniences of people with six-figure incomes? You know what, fine. I would play camp counselor with a smile on my face if I could talk about my problems like, “Hey Charles,…

The amount of corporate-speak boilerplate being bandied about the greys is sickening. I’m 27 in an office of ten people who are all(except me of course) 55 or older. There is no possible universe where I should be expected to humor Shirley’s 20 minute diatribe about her kid’s case of the sniffles or Chuck’s…