That's it! That's what I wanted to say. Any idea on a origin for the saying?

See, I thought that there were three things all wise men fear:

A similar quote by Rothfuss is, “There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.”

I emailed Amazon and Audible about this and already updated the post with a response from Audible. Definitely don't want to encourage people to do this — I was hoping the post encouraged Amazon to close the loophole!

Very good point!

Or you can check out audiobooks from your public library for free...though there may be wait time (they still impose rules similar to checking out books), but that's the ultimate legal and guilt-free way to enjoy this stuff for free.

This is more akin to Best Buy letting you just tell them your name and credit card number and running the information after you left the store. It's a big security flaw and they really need to fix it!

I know, but it shouldn't be this easy! They need to change their CC verification practices.

You can also get free crap at Best Buy if you have no qualms about walking in and not stopping at the register on your way out. Stealing is stealing. It doesn't matter if you are stealing 1s and 0s from a website or if you are walking out with a 60 inch TV on your back.

Thanks Uber. I had completely blocked out Kids Cuisine. Those things tasted like total shit. Remember the awful fucking brownies? It was like ash in your mouth.

Don't you knock on my Bubble Tape and GoGurt. I used to freeze those GoGurts and pretend they were frozen yogurt. I would eat them almost everyday age 11-14.