This reminds me of the guy who did the sketch of Steven Avery and then had it framed next to Avery’s mug shot.

Between this and the ugliness spewing from Trump supporters, I’m losing faith in humanity

That’s true, but wouldn’t it be nice to know once and for all what happened?

The fact that he wanted the case number engraved on the frame just adds that little soupcon of horror to the otherwise unmitigated disgust I feel.

The cop told the friend about the knife and said he was getting it framed to put on his wall.

No Guillermo option?

sandoval is a yes but also i feel like he’s the kind of guy to pull the American Psycho doggy-with-mirror-so-he-can-flex-at-himself move while boning

He is the worst one on there. And 2015/16 Jax is on there.

Max is genuinely cute (pro). Likely a chronic underachiever though (con). Maybe he’s waiting around for his parents to die (hmmm...smart—pro), though Pandora will likely have a sharp lawyer and make off with most of the estate (con).

I respect Hanky for continuing to try to bite Lisa and Ken.

i dont know if it was every totally confirmed to be him on the show but the people that do the “pumped” podcast said they heard from other cast members (they are actual friends with arianna and tom 1) that it was frank. it’s also the only person that makes sense- a former coworker who would know all the sur crew to…

Schwartz and Katie seem like they were assigned to each other by Bravo, to play “a couple.” There’s no chemistry there on either end.

The Shay direction of things has been just as worrying as with Jax, except that Jax seems like a truly horrible human being. Shay just seems nice and not terribly bright. And you’re right, Scheana’s attitude toward his addiction is abusive, unless it is just a fake plotline and she’s not a good enough actress to pull…

Literally one minute after I voted, and now I need to go cry in the shower, Tobias Fünke-style.

what about frank? just dont send him a sex tape of yourself!

Schwartzy is a definite yes, no hesitation. When I dig deeper and get real honest with myself, I have to admit that Sandoval is also a yes. The rest of those bros are firm NOs.

I’d fuck Hanky, Lisa’s hypochondriac swan. That swan probably has a nice trust fund.

Also, who is saying they’d have sex with James? He’s horrifying. What a disgustingly little drugged up toad.

Auto-Play is really, REALLY, REALLY not ok! I just clicked on this article and immediately had Jax blaring about boobs play out loud TO MY CLASS OF 7TH GRADE STUDENTS.