Hilary on the ballot will guarantee another Trump victory. Let's not.

Barf. The only tragedy is what happened to these kids.

So many editorial liberties in this one... 🤔

Makes sense. An older 3-door Yaris with a stick was pretty neat though

Hey, somebody's gotta push those carts.

I don’t need no one

Oh my Lord, is that a Captiva or something?

Hey, you leave the 2JZ out of this.

Oink.

This hit me right in the childhood

That’s hot.

It’s tough to anticipate that you’ll actually keep any vehicle as long as you originally planned. Think about all the poor, stupid souls that finance a car for 7 years and want to get rid of after just 2.

I see what you’re saying, but two bumpers = 1200-1600, plus additional wear and hazards of parking outside in the elements 365.

Well and the NY Auto Show, and being the center of the universe yadda yadda. Just seems rough for the "enthusiast" type.

I think the Jalopnik HQ is inexplicably located in New York.

You couldn't rent a 4' closet with no door within 30 miles of Seattle for that scratch.

“garage fees for a year would amount to $2,500 or more”

Thither*

Wrong: Not the ES300, nor the E-class, but the ES250!