Magic

That was a COLD rebuttal of facts

He still uses the possessive adjective “my.” Not much of a teacher, was he?

Sunroof says I work hard, I play hard

But the mid-00s are notorious for catastrophic transmission failure...

LEADER OF YOUNG MEN

Well... That does suck, but she’s also still not funny and steals jokes.

Quack quack

... May I borrow your S class?

I disagree with your disagreement.

Low, medium, high

You speak as if cost and complication has nothing to do with timeliness. You’re going to need more hashtags.

We should have some standards, shouldn’t we? Or just start adding:

We can use it to unsafely tow a trailer!

This reminds of how Abercrombie and Fitch would go into used clothing stores and buy back all their stuff so that commoners couldn’t wear their stuff, making the brand feel more “exclusive.”

But if you just repair it yourself like Tavarish, ownership is easy! Or if you have deep pockets like Jake.

I can’t generate much sympathy for someone who buys a P100D but wants to save a few Gs on repairs. The plight of the wealthy. I would recommend a Corolla, or possibly a Malibu Maxx.

Sheeple

TLDR: Expensive, technologically complicated vehicles are more costly to repair and have longer lead times. Not unique to Tesla.

That would technically refer to the median, not the average.