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Pontiac Vibe Coupe!

Are you saying all black people look alike with that photo?

Yeah, I can’t help but think someone would have bought that no problem.

Dammit, Harold.

Are you saying he was “asking for it?”

Doesn’t seem like a realistic body standard for anyone in their mid 40s, but now you TOO Win At Slim

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The worst thing about the car is that they were always those repairs that were alarmingly expensive, but replacing the car wasn’t a financial possibility at the time. The second time it broke down was during the height of the recession. We were barely scraping by, and then to have to pay for a tow and a $240 part…

My wife’s 2001 Mercury Sable LS. Bought it with 110k miles, sold it at 224k miles. In the span of six years, the following things occurred:

Hot pants.

Reminds me of when people wear pants that do not properly contain their butts.

Thanks, guy. Now I want pizza and I’m going to order it as soon as I’m done with this comment. Comes out to $19.18 everytime. Your decent-pizza-cost analysis in on point!

The perfect SUV for people under 5' tall. Headroom schmedroom.

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She must be upset that she hasn’t eaten a cheeseburger in six years.

How morbid.

It’s a tough question. On one hand, they did try to get him in the men’s league but were denied due to the school statewide standard of gender identity via birth certificate only.