Agreed — they’re both tail lights.

That’s pretty backwards

The biggest tell is that they both look like cars.

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Or a low mileage T100 on craigslist.

But... He’s right. A Final Four trumps anything that happened before. This reporter sounds like he has an ax to grind.

Looks like your municipality will be footing the bill for a nice new stadium soon!

There’s something illegitimate about these vidoes... These kids receive financial help from their parents and collect money from youtube by posting a video about their financial “woes” related to ownership of vehicles us peasants could never hope to purchase.

When you guys were called out for not reporting this in a timely manner, due to your preoccupation with defending the Mariah Carey, you claimed you needed more time to properly give this matter attention (which is inconsistent with your previous coverage of other mass shootings).

Hmmm yes.

Gotta make up SOME chalkboard matetial, right?

He likes it rough

“Smile at everyone.” This is definitely not the King James version.

“Some years away, but yes.”

No

I mean, not counting the cars I owned entering the year...

KISSED BY A ROSE

Alternatively: knuckle sammich

Give them a Tercel. It will motivate your son to succeed. “I’m not gonna spend my life driving shit like this! I will not be my father’s son!”