NO

Impressive, honestly.

Steal roles, get jokes stolen.

It’s our Deuteronomy to make biblical puns.

Two wrongs don’t make a right.

Your angry neighbor be like, “You got 2 cars now.”

Light speed

SAD!

0 to 60 in 7 seconds?!?!?!? I’ll take that.

As long as the WSDOT isn’t involved.

If anyone else on the planet was talking about underground tunnels on the twitterz, would it be shared on Jalopnik?

I suppose we had gone about 37 seconds without Tesla-related content.

Police will just treat you like you’re wasting their time. They don’t give a shit about your truffles ordered on Amazon.

It’s fueled by drugs, not because of a personal interest in Jeep parts.

Tacoma, Everett, Seattle, Snohomish, Stanwood — we get lots of petty theft and drugs up here.

That’s a potential avenue if I keep this past spring. Financial hoohah pending.

Damn, you had the 8-spoke alloy wheels too!

Total CP. I’m thinking $1500, tops.

Yay!

Would almost look better if that was just all body.