You had one job

Your ridiculously awesome temporary registration is here

Yeah I don’t understand how that’s not a loaded question.

On the plus side, that badass scar will allow him to play a Bond villan and launch a successful acting career.

Dammit kinja, stop eating my stupid gif replies.

Average American: “The justice system is broken.”
Average american sports fan when the accused is on the team they root for: “Let’s let the justice system play out first.”

But why do we care about sports broadcasters social opinions? Let’s suggest they stick to broadcasting!

This sucks.

Please don’t give this man any press.

Whatever happened to shooting to immobilize? Kneecaps? Stomach? Foot? Shoulder? Something!

What the hell is going on here lately.

I haven’t gone back since the Krispy Kreme on Riverside Dr shut down. No reason to go to Burlington ever since then.

“Hispanic male”

Oh well. I have no sense of adventure anyway.

You paid to have that thing shipped? I bet you could have bought a decent one locally for not too much more though...

I hate being a Mariners fan. But that’s completely unrelated to this story.

“Sounding mean” is how I’d describe a barista who just put in their two weeks.

Bad post is bad

Perhaps you’d be interested in a purple dildo instead?

I actually liked how the Panameramomana looked before... Am I alone?