Not that there’s anything wrong with that

Toyota would be a cup of decaffeinated coffee.

Could be worse

Yes, please.

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day

This shit gets me every time.

Just keep her at home locked in a cage to be extra safe. Wouldn’t want to take any chances.

Are you lost?

Why not is a much better question

It’s supposed to offend our patriotism and generate sympathy, but in reality the scammer saw his money to be as good as anyone else’s.

You probably couldn’t get as many Starlets as you’d think. They’re stupid expensive for what they are in even decent condition. You need to bump the scale down to Paseo or ‘88 Tercel coupe for maximum comedic effect.

I don’t think $55k can even buy a mid-trim Yukon.

Boo

I think this is the definition of victim blaming. Because you are blaming the victim.

Seems legit

Looks like an Astra, probably has almost as much plastic as one too.

Where’s the El Miraj, dammit?

“This 1971 Benz that isn’t driven is in better shape than OldManMcKenna’s 1971 Benz” isn’t as catchy of a headline.

JEFF DUNHAM’S 1972 GREMLIN WILL MAKE YOUR CAR’S BUILD QUALITY LOOK LIKE SHIT

The first thing