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Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
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All my 80s Toyotas could be started without depressing the clutch. When I get into a modern car, I have to retrain myself to have the clutch all the way in or else it won’t start.

Sometimes I park in gear if it’s steep enough — and then I forget I parked in gear, start it later, and then embarrassing lurch when trying to start. Damn you, me.

I let my car roll 15 feet down my driveway last week because I forgot the ebrake. No one was killed, but I am thinking about suing toyota for letting me scare the bejesus out of myself.

Don’t forget their scheming twice-removed cousing: Alex Ploy.

The word hipster seems to have lost all meaning in popular language. Also attempting to shit on this invisible menace is getting old.

The timing chain broke on a 20R? Now that is impressive.

That’s a very busy c0nsole.

Nice Corolla

r/shittycarmods

This is like writing about unaffordable, unattainable supercars — in plane form!

Fucking idiotic. Media here is insufferable sometimes. Even worse because locals are so full of themselves. We play ‘95 highlights every day EVERY DAY. We don’t have shit. Lots of air time is spent ragging on other cities. I love living in the PNW, don’t get me wrong, but so much fucking smug all over with lots of

Kind of just looks like a 2008 CL-class with 4 doors.

He’s auditioning for his job next year — The Gong Show.

“At present, it’s not clear which model year of Jeep Grand Cherokee the young actor was driving.”

NO

Chimeramon?

It is certainly trending in the wrong direction.

So... iM hybrid then.

I treat these stories like the ones with the shitty tips on a huge bill at a restaurant: with skepticism.