thetomselleck
Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
thetomselleck

Hmm... Car crash, young innocent girl, alleged former felon, lawsuit... I don’t know, this whole story just has so many attributes to generate a lot of page views.

She kind of looks like Sandra Bullock now...

Isn’t the fact you’re asking that question part of the problem?

This is from a woman who sold her body to be famous. Now that she reaped the benefits she can scold whomever? Nah.

+1 disputed territory

Unadopted***... fucking autocorrect on this S6 is killing me.

That’s too deep for me.

Every time someone gets wind that me and my wife are *considering* adoption, many women look at us like we are depraved or have defective genitalia. Once a single mom suggested we would never love it as much as our “own” child. Pretty fucked up. This is among other reasons why we have many unadorned children. Access

Yeah, she can dismiss how God robbed her of the ability initially.

But you get a sick price break on houses with unfinished basements.

I don’t think there’s anything wrong with accepting help from your spouse. Always keep in mind that individuals bring more to the table than just bacon.

Kung-fu grip!

Shawn Kemp II

You shop at Whole Foods? Boo.

This is actually what I do.I obviously don’t have a fancy vehicle, but it doesn’t mean I don’t care about the one I have.

Washington would have to win the damn conference tournament to get in at this point...

He’s directly responsible for the death of four people, as a result of breaking the law by street racing. Comparing this to wife beating is shitty.

Looks just like my sister’s ‘06 Passat fob.

As long as the cookies are real.

But he still showed up to perform for said honkies... Because green is the most important color after all.