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“My turn ons are hugging and depression”

How outrageous

They also lost to Arizona by 32 fucking points six days ago.

Sriracha sucks.

But that’s 1 more HP than a 1987 Toyota Tercel! Progress!!

More help for those who need none.

Wasn’t this one of the worst modern vehicles ever made?

What a sour start.

But then you’re punishing them for making the correct decision — not getting behind the wheel.

“Deadline reports that the film will a “female-empowerment tale” (terrible phrase) where ‘wealthy pampered wives who get a rude awakening at a camp where Rousey plays the no-nonsense instructor.’”

Yeah but nothing hits the spot on a cold morning like some good oatmeal with brown sugar and banana.

I’m afraid that’s just too much to ask. This is America. I should be able to assault other citizens without reprocussions dammit

I don’t disagree one bit.

But I feel like people only clamor for new rules when popular QBs lose — Peyton Mannong, Aaron Rodgers, and most famously Brett Favre in the playoffs, whose loss DID change the rules that offseason. Whenever Fitzpatrick or Wilson or Hoyer never touch the ball, you don’t hear a lot of outrage...

Not a classic, no one got hurt, 1 million means nothing to this incredibly rich man, everything is fine.

He probably shouldn’t out Cam’s blackness without his consent.

How is arresting someone who had one beer and some nachos saving a life

This face is nightmare fuel.

These things look goofy in person. I’m sure they’re superior in luxury, but it looks like a giant picked up and evoque (is that how you spell it?) and squeezed it into a little ball.