I don’t see Washington on that list. Credibility: lost.

Cornbread and waffles are amazing. And fried chicken? Who the hell doesn’t like that. All racist quips about what black people eat just make me hungry.

In my weaker moments I would love to drive my Tercel again, but I’m glad I sold it. In the end, it needed more money and time than I was able to provide.

Nah man, it’s all about the Sedona!

I had an ‘89 with the 22R just like that, but with slightly less weed and it was orange.

More please.

Celebrities: they know not your peasant pains!

Parents are more interested in 15 minutes of fame than improving the girls’ scouting experience, it seems.

Duh, a supercharged Previa.

Probably just another fake note. No one who uses calls our president “Islamobama” could possibly spell asthma correctly.

Full circle.

I guess hangovers aren’t the only thing that gives him the spins.

My mom let me drive a Grand Caravan when I was 10 for a few blocks.

Looks like a theme-based vibrator

Yeah if you quit, they find you. Always. Even worse when your family gives out your address.

I have to say I’m stunned if they really are going to bar children of gay couples from being baptized. Anyone can be baptized if they’re committed and it has never required the approval or the morality of a parent. My cousin was baptized when she was 15 living in a broken home. I would like to do some more research on…

Where do you take this thing to get it serviced? Do you check it in at infinity and they have someone from MB pick it up?

Hah no. It was a concept. I wish it were in production though.

If the back is full of Nerf guns, Pogs, and LEGO pirate sets, I’m in (debt).

#ALLcupsmatter