That front end is really... something.

An old joke I’ve heard:

Best I ever got was 30 mpgs.

Nah, “normal” house spider (normal = big). Have seen a few hobos, though

Don’t worry — I got one outside the front door that’s easily double that size. I feed her termites when I can, hoping to keep her satisfied so she won’t want to come inside and help my wife do dishes.

I wouldn’t bother naming him now... he was actually dead in that photo. She actually squished him accidentally while washing a pan before she even found it, meaning it was practically under her fingertips at one point. I’m not making light of my wife here — I was no more excited to reach in that sink myself,…

She did return home eventually but you can guess who had to finish the kitchen. She really has no idea how many spiders I find... I don’t think she could handle it. I barely can sometimes.

Anyone who is scared of a spider is nuts. Why just the other day, one was helping my wife do dishes!

Too far in the other direction!

Why do all cars look so angry.

In terms of having an actual relationship as opposed to bumping uglies, those would be my least favorite ages.

“restrictions on abortion doctors who violate infant protections.”

No, he was watching too many Regular Car Reviews videos.

Your partner can say no.

Somehow worse than I imagined

How can there be no personal accountability — there are memos and emails and meetings with names attached to them. There was a complete coverup... it just boggles the mind.

So you really can fix dents with this one easy trick?

Year 2!

“Everything is raaaaaare”

This is the look my wife gives me when she means, “You have about two seconds to retract your statement.”