I don’t have the usual contrarian opinion today. This is a sweet car,

Finding a way to mention Bill Cosby was a really nice touch. Effectively associating a serial rapist with men at the Starbucks that just wanted to know if you’d be interested in a quick sit-and-spin in the back of his Rubicon.

Which fucked up attendee asked him that specific question? That’s someone to watch out for.

I have no HOA. I HIGHLY recommend you all try it.

Nice Infinity.

What’s the big fucking deal. You go to Trader Joe’s, you see Stroufwaffle cookies (I can’t spell), so you impulsively buy them. Had I not noticed them, I would have walked out cookie free as plan.

big beautiful women aggressively asphixiating?

The SUV then drifted sideways into the gas station, where it impacted Moran’s Lincoln LS.

[Sitting at home, brainstorming ideas for tomorrow’s shows]

There’s outright resentment among some. I see some people say, “I oh I bet she can eat a whole pizza and never gets fat. Meanwhile I spend hours at the gym and don’t lost a pound!” Or alternatively, “She probably has an eating disorder.” It’s easy being a guy.

Another timely reminder that even with today’s concerning trends throughout some states’ legislature regarding the rights of immigrants, women, and gays, I am lucky to be an American.

And for God sakes, if you’re going to put out a shitty product for 13 consecutive years, it’s time to slash those ticket prices.

“It’s not Jack Z’s fault!” The Mariners’ motto for the last 7 years. *sigh*

EDIT: I misread the little bullet point chart.

I agree! I mean to ruffle no feathers of others, but if you’re going to buy an econobox you should just always go used. Like, ‘94 Corolla used.

Growing up, we had a, what, 84, Dodge version of this in the same greenish paint... I think other than a transmission it was like an absolute tank.

Yeah I don’t think a 17k Versa exists anywhere in reality. My frind bought a one year old moderately optioned one for 11k, and the MSRP on a new bare bones model is under 12k...

When I graduated from a private liberal arts school in 2006, I thought I had gotten away scot-free. Thanks to savvy parents and a generous grandma, I graduated without any student-loan debt. But then I fell in love with Aaron, who had taken out $30,000 in loans to finance his film degree. When we got married in 2009,…

Right on. Debt schmedt in my opinion (as long as it’s a reasonable debt like students loans, and no one is delinquent!). Income is always the key, although credit score is the other big fucking to-do. You have to be open about your finances with your partner from the get go, and in private you must manage them as well…

How is this a story