You mean “not bummed enough to NOT do the thriller dance?”

This is one of those paradoxes where like everyone says no one else knows how to drive in their state. Hmm.

I still have never seen one on the road but there are tons parked at the local dealership... Is anyone buying these things?

No kidding. Just a few days ago we were being told how the Cavs in spite of injuries had figured out Steph Curry and the warriors when they were up 2-1. Now I see tons of articles on ESPN and now Deadspin saying how the Cavs can’t figure out the warriors. Which is it? And what happens if the Cavs win game 6? Will he…

C’mon, it was a freak accident, and a result of embellishment on the part of Lebron himself.

Hmm, inhaling the scent of someone’s panties, let alone in front of them, is probably not something I would attempt in real life. I don’t see my wife responding positively to that either.

It sounds like he’s taking leave for personal reasons. It’s right there in the statement. Here’s a link I found:

Agreed. This is garbage.

Why are you guys celebrating this? “Wow, cool car!” This is corrupt as fuck.

I feel ill

Father should be locked up for being a fucking asshole.

I support vagina-oriented agendas.

Is Patrick Stuart now officially not cool anymore? I need to internet to tell me!

Was just about to say... “Wow, Dave Cha— ah, crap.”

Do NOT buy a Crown Vic Interceptor unless you know what the hell your are doing. Most of the rear ends will be shot, and the trans will have taken extensive damage. But again, rear diffs on those things are NOT cheap.

As an M’s fan, this photo pretty much sums up my feelings.

Umps: They’ll “fuckin’ get ya!”

“It would be irresponsible to interview the victim because of their bias.”

Highly suspect blood patterns on that shirt

Anything that involves a blow torch is a sign of serious substance abuse. Not very green or natural...