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There's always a tone of how unenlightened us normies are when topics like this come up... Unfortunately I am friends with several polyamorous people... They are either bragging about their exaggerated triumphs or venting how they don't trust their partner but it's a "deeper love" that I apparently wouldn't

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Please do more shots. Feels like it's been a while. I need the human side of the actual sport to break up these depressingly informative columns about the cold hard reality of sports and politics.

My belief is this she herself is probably not disabled.

Good Lord. Why are these awful things so expensive?

That's how you deal with bullies... Although he was unlucky to have actually succeeded in knocking him out. Even in victory, he was defeated.

Thanks for that cold bucket of water

True, but trust me, you wouldn't want Bob's family.

He has lots of black friends, guys.

Husband is being emotionally abused and feels powerless. Wife exploits everything for her sexual benefit, What kind of person puts up with cheating and then later concludes to endorse it in a marriage? "It's complicated" is always the battle cry of people in awful relationships that choose not to leave.

BAM!

My mom used to smack my hand ("Show me the bad hand"), and perhaps once or twice my face, eons ago. Face-smackings thoroughly deserved. Dad's role was to scare the shit out of us, an implied threat of discipline when we did not respect our mother. His ace in the hole was grabbing me by the scruff of my neck like a

Took me 13 seconds.

Clickbait :/

Large quantities of fail.

Saying someone is thirsty FOR attention is *almost* partially useful... We say starving for attention. But no one says, "My ex is starving. He sent me a dick pic this morning." Ergo, saying someone is just thirsty, as a substitute for appropriate words like desperate, needy, etc., is... :/

There never seem to be enough repercussions for heavily hinting unfounded stories. Remember a while back when, was it Sal Palentonio, said that DeSeana Jackson was for sure cut by the Eagles for gang activity? It was completely unsubstantiated, but nothing happened to him. It's slander. And in Dez's case, it's

Haven't been to church in a decade, but iirc, this is the one about women remaining silent in the church? Not usurping the authority of men?

There's nothing wrong with being simply overweight. Obese is a medical term. Having 5-20 extra lbs is nothing, and if you have a healthy lifestyle who cares? It's tough for some overweight people to separate the two driving forces of weight loss: health, and looks. Diets that help you lose weight quickly are largely

It's much cheaper and healthier to prepare your own meals with actual ingredients than it is to stuff your face with twinkies and Stouffer's frozen mac and cheese.