Red and Blue are definitely harder

I absolutely agree but while I am stranded here doing phone interviews I have to write something. That’s my job. So I did this. I’m certainly not planning a series on my coldness or my feelings.

For you, being trapped in a hotel in North Dakota during a blizzard in subzero temperatures will be a story you tell for the rest of your life. For midwesterners, it was Tuesday.

Bacon is not red meat, friend.

What about semi-recently expired mayo? I’m pretty sure that’s all I have (but I have the rest of the fixings!).

Counterpoint: American cheese makes the BEST grilled cheese, and you are wrong!

Please leave me and my pizza alone.

I refuse to believe that pizza is even fuck-withable. Unless you are some sort of godless, homo, Muzlin commie who puts pineapple on it.

Naw, see the photo? The boy was white.

Suddenly? It felt like stupidity was the biggest problem, even in the first season.

LMFAO! He literally had the kangaroo like “What the FUCK? You hit me?!?! I’m out! NO! I’M OUT!!!”

Hmmmm, where is this labeled a movie review? I usually put it in the tags.

Disappointing. I live in a rural area with no wired Internet available. I currently use cellular based Internet but the data caps prevent me from using it for video. This would have been a great service for someone like me.

Because vending machines -> hype -> blog posts -> free advertising

Google makes glasses: World freaks out

The best thing about Spectacles is that it gives me insight into how Trump voters in the middle of this country must feel when they see me, because just the sight of these Spectacles makes me want to throw a grenade into the system and start from scratch. Fuck everything.

I have more respect for the resellers looking to make a buck from the idiots with the stupid shit du jour.

Almost as sad as you waiting in line, I’m sad I took the time to read about you waiting in line ;)

Yes. You are a boring person. Go away.