How fucking sensitive are you, or how wrapped up is your identity with digital avatars, that you get so worked up by what random strangers that know nothing about you say to you on the internet? Jesus fuck, life must be real difficult for you.

That was about ten years ago. Yes, we are old.

What’s the name of the place on Fairfax?

WHO THE FUCK STILL ROCKS A WALLET CHAIN LIKE THAT?! WTF?!?!?

I’m sure he’s still not as annoying as you.

Or, a Jezebel writer.

Yes, exactly!

“Not so tough when your’re off your motorcycles, are ya?”

Is it?

The only thing worse than Trump being elected is you and the oh-so-edgy contrarian dribble you are allowed to post here.

Chris Christie is my new fave.

This is only for white couples, correct?

What about “bitch-boy”?

I hate him so much.

-signed Fat Guy

Would be better if he was actually in shape (and also maybe shaved his hairy ass arms).

Well if they go left again, they will be going backwards, and if they do it one more time after that, they will be going right, so I guess going left 3 times should straighten them out.

Dude, her dad committed suicide, might not want to be joking about that.

I liked him better in Ace Ventura.

I am so happy that I don’t know who the fuck you are talking about.