Your grammar makes me want to stab my eyes out.

OMG NO WAY!? SUCH AN INTERESTING AND WELL THOUGHT OUT PREMISE FOR A STORY!!! OVERWATCH IS SO UNIQUE, THIS WOULD NEVER HAPPEN IN OTHER GAMES!!!!

Fuck this book, fuck this movie, and fuck Oprah for funding this shit can movie. Even as a kid in a Catholic school this book let me down. They turned a pretty interesting sci-fi premise into bullshit Christian proselytizing. At least C.S. Lewis’ stuff wasn’t so on the nose.

I can agree with this.

He deserves it.

He was too busy reporting on “real hip hop” to watch anyone other than Arsenal this week.

They’ve always been a trio. They just replaced Tom with Matt Skiba from Alkaline Trio. But I wouldn’t expect someone who is anxiously awaiting a new Lady Gaga album to know that.

Shut up and take my fuckin money!

Almost as lazy as posting half-assed stories about the same game everyday.

How much did you cum?

Cooties don’t usually cause a rash though...

You’re just trolling now, right?

Yeah, fuck that stupid cat.

I used to like you as a writer, then Overwatch happened.

YAAAAS! KEEP THIS POINTLESS BULL SHIT COMING!!!!!

ZOMG REALLY!? PLEASE TELL ME MORE TRIVIAL SHIT THAT HAPPENED IN OVERWATCH TODAY!!!

Lucky you. My father passed away three years ago and I have a recurring dream where he calls me and tries to warn me of something.

Ashley, is that you?

Enjoy your last day on earth.

SO WHO WAS PHONE?!!??