They’ve always been a trio. They just replaced Tom with Matt Skiba from Alkaline Trio. But I wouldn’t expect someone who is anxiously awaiting a new Lady Gaga album to know that.

I want to believe!

Shut up and take my fuckin money!

Almost as lazy as posting half-assed stories about the same game everyday.

How much did you cum?

Hey! Who let you out of 4chan!?

Cooties don’t usually cause a rash though...

Yeah, they meet on Wednesdays, right after my “Schadenfreude” group.

You’re just trolling now, right?

Yeah, fuck that stupid cat.

I used to like you as a writer, then Overwatch happened.

YAAAAS! KEEP THIS POINTLESS BULL SHIT COMING!!!!!

ZOMG REALLY!? PLEASE TELL ME MORE TRIVIAL SHIT THAT HAPPENED IN OVERWATCH TODAY!!!

Lucky you. My father passed away three years ago and I have a recurring dream where he calls me and tries to warn me of something.

Ashley, is that you?

Enjoy your last day on earth.

SO WHO WAS PHONE?!!??

What the fuck

Sounds extremely inefficient. Waste of all the resources you used to build those vehicles coupled with never being able to use them again and still would need ground troops to make sure everything was actually dead.

Keep fighting the good fight Eve.