Because Alexi Lalas is a cowardly troll. 

Why do people think it was him and not Alexi Lalas (former MLS and USMNT player)? Lalas is a fucking troll, and has mentioned shit about players wearing MAGA hats before.

Anyone else think it was Alexi Lalas? Dude is the biggest, dumbest troll around (trump excluded of course). 

Real talk, a cannon is less dangerous than an AR-15. 

Real talk, a cannon is less dangerous than an AR-15.

This is 100% the correct conversation. Now take it a step further, this false panic will bring far more regulation to the vaping market. This will kill all but the biggest companies. Guess who benefits from that? The same companies that willingly killed millions before finally admitting cigarettes kill. You think they…

And neither are 3 anecdotes. One of which (the two girls with seizures) would have definitely made the news. 

The last paragraph about comas and all that shit was 100% Reefer Madness. I want to know why all the posts on here are getting a shit ton of stars. Seems like some manipulation to me. Especially considering all of it was anecdotal af, and had zero proof of anything claimed. The fuck couldn’t even name the “local radio…

Do you also believe mercury in vaccines causes autism?

Because the post he replied to wasn’t purely anecdotal? Wtf are you smoking? 

This panic speaks volumes about the sheepishness of the American public, and their inability to actually research what they are told. On top of that, where the fuck are all the “small government” people on this issue” Shouldn’t they be all over this? Or are they not because these things aren’t killing people, if they…

Remember people, no one can lie on the internet, and there definitely is no other chance his infection could have been caused by something else. And assuming he is actually in the hospital, and it is actually from vaping, no chance it was caused by some shitty coils/vape from overseas (China) or from some shitty home…

“Probably the last thing I would ever classify Trump as is something really speedy.”

Uhh, most definitely was not saying that. But sure. Although it seems to me that you think corruption=white? Amusing.

What are you trying to say?

Dallas PD are notoriously one of the most corrupt police forces in the country. Take that as you will.

A bit wordy and stream of consciousy, but I’m not sure how else to convey what he was trying to get across. Got any ideas?

Imagine having that little of knowledge of the world, and that shallow of thinking depth, to say something like “the gov’ment better keep their hands off my Medicare!” How do they function? 

It makes me wonder how people are able to function when they think that shallowly.

Can’t ruin some young man’s chance to make it big in Football. How dare you try and take that away from him for a few minutes of action? Plus being in DeSoto they are likely black women. I’m not sure if it is possible to rape a black woman down here. Hence the sexual assault charges instead.