That was my thought as well...This is how Old Testament God was in the bible..

It's not "black people" he wants to say...Thug is white people speak for "nigger" now

lol Seriously where is the tribute to the woman he killed because he got into a car with like a 2.7 BAC?

Christ if I did that I'd have to be in at like 630am and not leave until like 8 a lot of day

Half Hi-C Orange - Half Sprite = My fat happy place

Do you have to practice to be this much of a douchecanoe or does it come natural?

"This photo was snapped by reader Jeffrey, who attended the Astros' home opener against the Yankees last night. "

My favorite part is the attack on Colbert himself when he has nothing to do with the Twitter account that committed the original "offense."

Some random article I stumbled across a while ago...It's called the gros michel banana, some superfungus wiped out pretty much every commercial crop and it's only grown in small quantities in random places, like the Congo. People that have eaten them note the "fake banana" smell when peeled.

The banana flavoring used in most candy is based on a rare almost extinct type of banana. That is why the candy doesn't taste like anything you're used to. THE MORE YOU KNOOWWWWWW