When's the last time you experienced schadenfreude? What was it?

I had pretty much the same reaction. Like, I knew it was going to be treacly bad, but in a (for want of a better term) Seventh Heaven way, not a "manipulate the grieving father who is actually trying to teach you a lesson…way". Is that what those cringe-inducing trailers wanted? I don't think it counts as a twist if…

Gormless Hack, 2016

Hertzog: "You must never listen to this…"
Paul Ryan <tearful>: "Okay, Werner."

When I was in high school, my film teacher pointed out just how manipulative and deceptive the editing in the Charlton Heston scene is. It makes for great propaganda (the best is always based in truth), but it's not exactly a documentary.

This is so fucking stupid but goddamn did I laugh.

Catch-22 is okayish as an adaptation of the novel, but it stands pretty well as a movie in its own right. MASH is a better adaptation of Heller's novel.

Dammit, Tooms. Now everyone knows!

I'll cop to being easily amused.

I was fine until that last line. Damn.

Stupid Vikings!

Yay.

Literally had a woman (who I'd previously slept with!) start fondling my nipple while we watched a movie, and I was like "WELL I GUESS THIS ISN'T HAPPENING THEN."

Those Russian brides gotta go somewhere.

He's giving us Sams a bad name.

If there's a more painfully true metaphor for grief than "the air caught on fire…and the sun died" please don't tell me, because then I will drown in my tears.

For me it was a combo of electrical tape and duct tape. Oh the adventures they had! Oh the office supplies plastered on to joints!

That performance of "Station to Station" might be the most subtle and devastating bit of political satire this year — intentional or not.

I'll have to look into it, though I hesitate to buy a subscription for a single show.

The lightsaber is good! The penis is evil!