I’ve had enough disappointing hookups to make me very wary of casual sex. It’s more depressing to have bad sex than no sex. This means I haven’t had sex in a year and a half. Thanks for reminding me! Not saying it’s all the guys’ fault, it takes two to tango, but some guys watch way too much porn (ie some things don’t…

“It’s important to keep every workplace drug-free. You don’t want people on drugs running the fryer at McDonalds.”

Aha! Now we know you’re a pod person from Zebulon 7!

I’v said it before, I’ll say it again. Everyone wants to bang Rihanna. It’s the one thing that truly unites us as a species.

My lifelong policy of scorched earth post breakup behavior has served me well. You don’t want to be with me? Just fiiiiiiiiine. I. No. Longer. Exist.

Not Susan, though....

‘Wait a minute, who’s going to tell the thick black girls that they’re sexy and fly, too?’

I think it’s condescending because the interviewer didn’t think Nicki would realize that it was a trick question and there was no right way to answer it. She thought she was gonna catch her up and the only way that works is if she thinks Nicki isn’t smart enough to figure it out.

This is what we were talking about yesterday with the Chrissie Hynde interview. It’s okay to shut down an interview if its skeezy, or off topic. But if the questions are about you and your words and your work you answer then. And when you stop the interview, you stop. You don’t fight with the interviewer like some…

People routinely say that women “feed off of drama” or love drama or try to create it. It’s a blame tactic and it’s condescending.

Please, won't anyone ask Lil Wayne if he feeds off of the drama? We must know!!

You know, I don’t like her music, but I’m developing a tremendous respect for her as a person.

There was nothing punk about it. Being punk is answering the tough questions despite people not liking what you have to say. Being punk is saying what is on your mind. Punks don’t run, they stand and fight.

Under the anonymity of the internet, I can actually confirm it was Harvey Weinstein. I went to grad school with Ashley Judd and she told this story as we were discussing adult development and how some powerful men end up as predators. She was young when it happened and I absolutely believe her because a) every fucking…

Come on. We all know it’s Harvey Weinstein. It’s always Harvey Weinstein.

Harvey Weinstein.