NEVER 4GET

I would not be surprised if this was the truth (her never getting asked out). I saw something similar with a drop dead gorgeous friend of mine. Every nice guy would never approach her because they just assumed she was out of their league, while the only people to ever approach were jackasses who thought they were…

Honestly, listening to Marc Maron and the Nerdist podcasts, where the interviews are an hour long, has given me a lot of respect for the fact that being a working actor is seriously an unpleasant job sometimes. Like, press tours are shitshows of sitting in hotel rooms for 12 hours straight, answering the same five…

Jennifer Lawrence is literally all of us, just with better hair.

Grad of FIT? Girl going BACK to art school? Eating and drinking out constantly? Lots of nice clothes. Perfect makeup and blowouts? No visible means of support?

I know she says weird, stupid things. But every time I see Marion Cotillard I am blown away.

Then and now:

She was lovely in virtually every gorram shot. <3

Monica Bellucci. Then everyone else.

Madchen Amick from twin peaks circa twin peaks. someone post a photo please!

see this kind of story is why I lose my mind if my period’s two weeks late even though I haven’t seen a dick in a year

Keep it or don't but definitely get rid of that abusive prick.

I’ve been in love with Toni Collette ever since Muriel’s Wedding, so much so that I’ll probably even see a contrived tear jerker just for her.

Brian Moylan’s on Vulture are always amazing.

Please hire a Housewives reviewer. Hell, I'll even do it for some scraps and hugs from Rich!

Clearly someone wasn’t watching the Real Housewives of Orange County.

I know it can be incredibly hard to move when you’re poor but OH GOD SOMEONE HELP GET THIS GIRL AWAY FROM THIS TOWN.

It’s shit like this that makes victims not speak up and report their crimes. I thought I had it rough, but this poor girl has an entire town after her. She needs to move the fuck away from there and never look back.

real conversation i’ve had with a tinder date