There's a certain amount of expectations that comes into that, though - It's fair to expect a hell of a lot more from Avatar than from The Room, and I can tell you, the latter is an infinitely more enjoyable watching experience.

Well, you can take solace in the fact that you're right. My cinema's policy of allowing you to take in a bottle of wine really helped me on the 'Beauty and the Beast' front.

Didn't someone call him Suicide Squad like, episode 2?

I watched Avatar in IMAX, and everyone I saw it with loved it. They kept asking me what I thought, and I didn't have the heart to tell them it was just terrible, and I was judging all of them.

Alien Vs Predator 2, with about ten other people in the cinema. We cheered when one of the teens got tomahawked. It was nice.

My word, yes.

It was a Dang of appreciation. I love a good kerfuffle, I just don't hear it nearly enough.

Watch this become a thing. Always picking up a burger, ordering a burger, being burger adjacent, but never, ever actually eating one on screen.

Wait… did he use the word 'kerfuffle'? Dang.

We all deal with finding a murderer in our own ways.

Ding ding ding!

But who is he fighting for?! I have no idea! This is exciting!

A friend of mine described this as 'fixing Thor by just making it Guardians of the Galaxy'.

Taika Waititi is going to absolutely destroy this, isn't he?

Thankfully.

Oh my god, the combined awfulness of Jughead's writing and Archie's bland music. The perfect storm of terrible.

But with so, so much more screen time.

This is something that initially sold me on the show - for once the victim is a popular boy, not a beloved prom queen type. (Which has been done to death by the many, many followers of Twin Peaks.)

I was going to suggest ginger! Both in theme, and would definitely work here.

I feel like it needs something a little sharper in the mix to offset the sweetness, but I'm not sure what.