That’s because Audi wants to to look fast while sitting still... you know, while your waiting for a tow truck

As someone else who didn’t write enough in 2015, I have complete sympathy and solidarity with Mr. Martin’s position. I want him to live a happy and healthy life more than I want him to finish a book series “on time”, and anyone who thinks otherwise should please highly consider growing a conscience.

But were they this drunk?

There are only two other options:

Because it’s so much worse than when an ICE car’s gas tank explodes. I swear, it’s a running theme every time there’s a Tesla post: someone makes a vague, underhanded your-uncle-on-Facebook kind of comment that somehow batteries make these cars more “dangerous” in some way. Come on: “cut loose?” You make lithium-ion…

...they hiss at people to warn them off, but they do it so quietly that most people don’t hear it...

Model S owner here. Whenever people ask about my car I try to downplay how enthusiastic I am about having it, but it always snowballs into how awesome the Model S is. I don’t think that I’m awesome for owning it, but I do honestly feel that it’s the greatest car or motorcycle I’ve ever driven or owned.

So what you’re saying is this impossible snake makes no scents.

“It looks like a Mazda AMG 5 series ” STOP RIGHT NOW, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. I KNOW IT LOOKS LIKE EVERY OTHER FULL SIZE SEDAN ON THE DAMN ROAD. TAKE A SLEEPING PILL AND GO TO SLEEP, WE GET IT. GOOD. GREAT NOW SCREW OFF.