Well, Bernie did actually spend quite a bit of his life working for equal rights for women and minorities. It was my understanding that he was an independent mainly because he hates all the BS tied to working in a party and standing in line with party lines you disagree with.

See I read that as the unreasonable standard that men are looking for in women. That of course doesn’t make my interpretation right, but that’s how I read it.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

My hunch, based on being a worker bee inside of a big company, is that there’s likely someone, a real person, maybe also a parent, who argued on behalf of an otherwise unorthodox approach. In the end big companies are still full of human beings and like many of us might have, saw something personal in this memorial.…

D.B. Pooper

Bastards! They’ve already stolen your “.” key!

I’d retcon the wedding and have Yoda play the minister.

That is a disturbingly accurate cartoon.

Brain. Surgeon. He’s a brain surgeon. Shit. Oh my god.

Ben Carson used to confuse the fuck out of me. Then I saw ‘Get Out’, and NOW he makes sense.

Usually it is required upon purchase of a home

“No HOA” was one of the absolutely essential parts of my home search a few years back, both as an auto enthusiast and as a musician.

And, especially after 2016, I will not countenance the bullshit arguments “He/she didn’t speak to my issues” or “He /she didn’t inspire me.”

If they’re dead, you won’t hear them say it, will you?

I’ll say!

Given that it’s 2016, I guess we’re supposed to be amazed the jury wasn’t deadlocked?

I’m pretty sure the common thread here is marijuana. The employees got freaked out by a customer and hid in the back: high. Dude goes to CVS in the middle of the night looking for cheese and spends 45 minutes wandering around the store: high.

nah

Tiffany is the Meg Griffin of the Trumps.

Free speech my friend. Just as he had the right to say every despicable thing that dribbled from his fish mouth, he also must face the consequences of said free speech.

Every time someone calls Hillary “crooked”, I think it is time to bring back “Vote for the Crook. It’s important.”