This was the most unbelievable bit in the whole show and they start with this. Its like they realized that if we can accept that these kids could get to the dragon in Dragon’s Lair, then they’ll believe in giant shadow monsters in alternate dimensions and tiny slugworms that turn into dog monsters.

Crap, they let Maggie have a cannon? She won’t have to crawl around with that axe anymore. No one is safe.

The only reason that babies don’t murder us all is that they lack the arm strength to wield the axe. Sleep well.

Maggie killed a guy with an axe in the back.

The worst baby is anyone else’s baby on a flight. The second worst baby is anyone else’s baby on Facebook.

My hand gnarled involuntary into this shape back in November. Doc said it might take 4-8 years to recover.

I saw one with a Chinese menu in his hand walking through the streets of Soho in the rain.

Ban guns.

Take the challenge, Rex.

• An episode of the 1950s western TV series ‘Trackdown’ featured a snake oil salesman named ‘Trump’ who promised to build a wall in order to prevent the end of the world.

Was never fond of grits, so I never tried them again after I became an adult. A family member made shrimp and grits for dinner once. As I was a guest, I couldnt really refuse it. I gotta tell you, it was really really good.

I want to play this game.... except for the goddammned water level.

Worst Santa ever.

I was really looking forward to the Dark Tower. Why make it a sequel to books most have not even read yet. You have a huge stack of material to work with, and this was what you came back with?

Depends on the jalapeño. I’ve had weak ones, but I’ve had some that give a habanero a run for its money.

Recast Melissa McCarthy as Michelle.

All others will crumble before Smart Start.

programmed light bulbs that turn when I am out of town.

I can watch M&C over and over again.