now literally.

He’s not and he’s correct. This guy is younger but looks very much like Dinklage. The lighting covers up the age gap, I’m assuming contacts to correct eye color, but the nostrils are the only giveaway. Damn good job.

I predict a few lifehacker readers will soon be stranded on the side of the road.

The orange skin and awful hair are completely fair game. He went out of his way to look like that.

Who the hell does that? Thats unAmerican. That person would probably dip their fried in mayonnaise too.

The indivisible part will bite them when they bring up secession.

Droid Marketing Department. Where everythings made up and the numbers and letters don’t matter.

Its built on Lego Chevy chassis?

Not necessarily. Depending on what age a parent has children, there can be a wide range of ages between cousins. My mothers eldest brother is over fifty years older than me, since he was firstborn and she was the youngest. Mom had me at the age of 41. I had first cousins who had kids older than i was. I have first…

Nazis and Nazi cats.

Probably better than “zzzz”

When were sunglasses ever taboo?

Saving throw vs. asbestos

24% of Louisiana Republicans would vote for David Duke over a Democrat. David Goddamned Duke. And a helluvalot of this country are voting for a presidential candidate who says all the damned things that David Duke pretended not to believe in 1990.

Yes.

In a race with 23 people, he may indeed win. 14% may put him in the lead. About this time last year, Trump was only at 5% against other republican nominees.

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Or the Lindsey Lohan.