Is it possible to correct your headline, please? Lubbock is about 350 miles from McKinney. Even though you have an “updated” addendum, the context of the headline implies that this teacher was from McKinney.

I would pick up a graphic novel or collected storyline. The worst thing is when you can only get your hands on most of a storyline. Marvel and DC both have apps for buying comics and they have some collected storylines available. Also you can borrow some from your local library for free.

I will never tattoo anyone using comic sans no matter how much money is involved. Standards, people.

You want dark?

I would like to point out that Ms. Pacman was the first to truly close the gender pay gap.

Your attic isn’t haunted. Its definitely not coming from your attic.

If you are worried about a burglar being disappointed, you could have an easier-to-find stash meant to appease the burglar. Enough to make him feel it was worth it, but not too much. $30 in a wallet, $150 in a drawer?

Thats why you use a Miracle Whip jar. Its perfectly reasonable to have Miracle Whip AND a regular mayonnaise jar. People who buy Miracle Whip usually intended to buy mayo and got Miracle Whip by mistake. So there it sits.

They may not have seen what started the altercation. Can’t expect people who were minding their own business two seconds prior to act with appropriate judgement when they don’t have the whole story.

I want at the very least her to find an old photo of scrawny Jimmy and a line like “hanging around someone like Superman can really inspire you to hit the gym”.

They actually did that. Nobody noticed though.

I’m less worried about Jimmy Olsen being black than him being so hunky. Olsen is supposed to be scrawny to contrast the strong Superman. If you want character who is so different from the original, why not create a new character?

They're crying their eyes out on their pile of money.

Sounds like a Mayweather fight. He fights himself, never lands a punch, cashes check and everybody watching loses.

Minute Rice for you then.

I suspect you're right. I’ve known people who spouted this same philosophy who backtracked when Palin ran.

Timmy doesn’t work here any more. Is there someone else you’d like to speak to?

“if more people fight like Mayweather, there will be less concussions and bodily injury.”