I feel a need to unlock Lady Lisa. Don't know why. 1:38

Your honor, I'm just a simple old-fashioned zombie lawyer. Your world confuses me, but if theres one thing I know, its that my client is innocent.

"One of them involves solving a QR code"

How does one "solve" a QR code?

My father seemed to use it to attempt to translate many things:

• Hurry up.
• Hurry up and get in the car.
• Go and lock the garage door.
• Move.
• Stop doing what you're doing.
• Don't do what I think you're going to do.
• Hello.
• Hello. Come out and see me.
• Hello. You might not be home, but hello just the same.

I heard a bit of genius from a pastor who said the best thing in the world is to give your kid a cell phone. Because it gives you something to take away.

please stop calling wedding-ruiners Marvins. The Bush story was funny, and that particular Marvin deserves his shame. I am not a Marvin but I fear for all the other Marvins out there.

Every city has at least two Statue of Liberties as a contingency for when super villains blow up the other one.

IF FOUND, CALL LUKE

"I'm sorry, but the only unique thing there is that he's biracial. "

May i introduce you to Miguel O'Hara?

While the newspaper image shown is definitely photoshopped, the image at top was not the "before" picture so its not making it immediately clear what they did.

And honestly its just somebody else's tap water.

HA!