Fire, fury, and the most beautiful piece of chocolate cake you ever saw.

I really do think that in his heart of hearts, Trump thinks that the people love him, that’s he’s popular, and that the polls are wrong because of things like this. He really only surrounds himself with yes-men. He only focuses on the good press. I think he genuinely believes that America loves him. It’s got to be…

He did not, however, specify what the inaccuracies may have been.

I would genuinely sooner suck on ice than use Halo for an ice cream replacement.

Mr. Big was Governor of Illinois, right? Till he cheated on Nurse Hathaway?

Convert Saks to a prison. Send all rich people there. Tell them it’s Wellness Camp.

Illinois might be a somewhat conservative state, but we have four school districts with official trans supportive school policies - including Chicago Public Schools - and others that don’t have official policies but operate following best practices models. The southern part of the state is largely conservative but one…

Teachers uncourageous? Bullshit. They are fucking martyrs if they have to deal with parents like her (and the indoctrinated spawn they no doubt produce). Teach hate on your own time, lady.

I love when conservative Christian organizations and people claim to teach “Judeo-Christian” lifestyles. They get so bent out of shape when you call them on the “Judeo” part and point out that Jews are frequently not down with what they’re doing.

I remember reading an article back in the 1980s, when Jane Fonda’s workout videos were all the rage (I had two of them!), in which a nutritionist pointed out that Jane Fonda looked like that because her genes made her look like that. It was very depressing to a plump 15-year-old, who desperately wanted to look like…

“Her family is the United States Coast Guard. And I told Taylor, ‘I will not turn my back...”

I have spent a good deal of time working in remote (mostly northern) First Nations communities, and I learned to appreciate the “cultural storage capacity” that language provides. One example was when someone explained to me that the word people said as I was leaving (which I took to be them saying ‘goodbye’ to me),…

Trump: “So I heard this one story, and it now applies to all 11 million immigrants!”

Egg?

You are very right about everything, especially New York.

I loved Lu so much on last week’s NY.

Tamra did see her weight creeping up in her early 40's - remember when Slade mocked her at his Very Hilarious stand-up show? - and she made up her mind to fight it with diet and exercise. And it worked. Shannon said she’s been thin all her life, and has gained 40lbs in the last year from “stress” (food and alcohol).…

The AARP is going to come out swinging against the GOP for this one. They’ve already said as much. When seniors lose access to healthcare and their premiums go up, the AARP will make sure the seniors know who to blame.

I was pretty stunned that Senator Mark Kirk - a supposed moderate - still didn’t support the ACA after his stroke - after all the care he got, and all the people he met in the hospital and in rehab. So glad Tammy Duckworth beat him. F all the GOP.

I the irony of McCain, a man who has been eligible for tax-payer funded healthcare his entire adult life (through the military, VA, and Congress) limping back to Washington (pre-existing conditions and all) to kill this bill is just overwhelming.