I don’t know if I think it’s the shitiest, but it’s among the most alarming. The reason for the institutional respect for the presidency that has built up over the years is the shared assumption that the president is a decent person, or at least has enough wherewithal and self-control to PLAY as a decent person, and…

Senator McCain, now is your time to shine.

May I just say WHAT THE LITERAL FUCK IS GOING ON HERE.

I just need an explanation for Marianne’s apartment. Who is bankrolling her? Did I miss what she does for a living? My impression is that you basically make $0/show to perform Streetcar in a gym right before high school basketball practice.

I was watching this last night and legit had to pause the show because I was laughing so hard...I’m sorry, but hammered LuAnn is the only acceptable LuAnn. That’s the most entertaining the show has been in a while.

I think the real question is, who wouldn’t?

In a just world, Ivanka Trump is not gently mocked but is instead repeatedly pelted with rocks and garbage wherever she goes

Congratulations to Mindy!

As opposed to the completely predictable surprise, I suppose? Who knows, man. Since late 2016, up is down and right is left. Apparently words no longer mean what we think they mean.

Ellie will you be handling the Real Housewives recaps now that Kara has left us? Because I’d like to talk about the large chunk of screen-time devoted to Sonja’s hoo-ha maintenance.

A proposal...in a...mall? In New Jersey? Ugh, I’d be so much better at being “rich.”

Joe is a douche. Mika is a douche-enabler. Still, we have to welcome defections when they come since nothing is going to happen to Trump until Republicans start defecting.

I’d like to think “oh he did this because he’s stupid” but honestly I think he did this because 1: they’re fucking untouchable at this point and 2: his supporters don’t give a shit, they see nothing wrong with it. When Trump said that he could fucking shoot people and not lose any supporters, he meant it. Strap in,…

Without killing anyone, how do I do my job terribly enough that people will pay me 50,000 to leave?

Is there no one else is more qualified then a fake shoe designer wax doll to sit at G20 while her daddy had to tinkle because no stamina??

How come women can’t go sleeveless when Paul Ryan is allowed to go spineless?

The last time a kindergartener brought a gun to school, he shot a little girl because he didn’t like her.

Traded my NRA card for an ACLU one the moment Trump was elected.