It’s probably too much to want his husband to be played by Kal Penn.

Did that response sound clever when you were thinking of it?

This piece was pretty annoying. I’m a female and I enjoyed the episode, as well as the previous two. Please don’t use Jezebel as a podium to whine about things you don’t understand due to lack of interest. My unsolicited advice: If you don’t care, don’t write about it.

*sigh*

I’m in line with Deadspin ideologically on just about everything, but Hinkie is a major exception. I really do think that, in spite of how painful it was, he had the right idea for maximizing the team’s chance at an eventual championship. Obviously a #1 pick is never guaranteed, but most of the real impact players go…

This is a dumb thing that Deadspin has tried to make into a running gag, and it’s just not working because they’ve taken the exactly incorrect stance. It would be like trying to do a pro-Cardinals or pro-Cincinnati chili gag.

Whatever, teachers aren’t saints and everyone has to blow off steam about their work. It’s also a well known fact that teenagers are awful (I can say that, having once been an awful teen myself). Maybe work on your firewalls or something.

This Deadspin fascination with hot take posts and comments on Bill Simmons reminds me of Jezebel’s Lena Dunham infatuation.

um, good? Nowhere does it say people have a right to live in public places. Maybe the city can use funds to do something about the homeless, but back a few decades ago, when we had vagrancy laws, the problem didn’t exist to the extent we see now. Reagan de-funded federal mental institutions sending 100,000s to the…

You da real MVP John Brooks.

Actually, pasta probably originated in ancient Greece and later in ancient Rome - the Romans ate a sort of precursor to pasta which I think was fried or cooked strands of wheat dough. The Marco Polo thing is a myth, though trade exchanges with China might have brought noodles to Europe in earlier times.

LOL. The President- no matter what your political affiliation- should never have to worry about your commute when flying into “your” town. “Hey Michelle, tell Biden I switched our AF1 flight time to a red eye, so I don’t delay TahoeSTi from getting home this evening.”

Ignorance is not an excuse.

As a cyclist I say fuck that guy, the cops totally did their job.

What if he is a suicide bomber with explosives strapped to his body? The cops had 10 seconds before the man reached the president vehicle.

When you sober up tomorrow, can you repost this?

But why does this matter? Grantland was great and I'm happy at least some semblance of it has returned

The Ardrey Kell High School talent show: You pay for the whole seat, but you’ll only need the edge

Serious question, other thank the fact he is a star, how is that not a flagrant 2?

Grits are horrible.