I live in Texas. I don’t need a fucking pun about Texas in my news.

I have a friend who dated one of her interns who had to turn her computer on for her every day. Total journalism legend, but man, talk about living outside of her era.

I heard some watery tart just handed her dad a sword.

Multiple DRADIS contacts...

Cylons?

When Christian people talk about being persecuted for their faith this behavior is the problem. They are being called out for being racist, sexist, ageist assholes who don’t seem to follow any moral compass besides mean girls. Not for believing in JC.

Do you want Serpent Jaguar Priests? Because this is how we get Serpent Jaguar Priests.

Ok you win, only because my attempt to find good crow pictures may result in a murder.

Since this happened in Philly, contained a shocking twist, and was kind of meandering and boring, I’m going to assume it’s the latest film from M. Night Shyamalan.

I can’t fathom the logistics of converting everything.

The prosecutors likely don't have the option of separating the weapons offenses and the murder charge. Double jeopardy means that you can't be prosecuted multiple times for the same criminal "episode" (barring exceptions that wouldn't apply here). If the weapons charges are considered part of the same episode as the…

Every time a college athlete does something horrible I wonder if he was recruited by Florida State, and if he regrets not attending school there while handcuffed.

Penn State's students continue to embarass themselves, Deadspin posts articles to that effect often. All universities have student bodies that raise huge amounts of money for charities, found charities, solve the world's problems, etc. That's not an achievement, that's what the youth of the world is expected to do…

I for one am not talking about how meeeeaaaan everyone's being or upset that I have not been specifically thanked for my voting record. I do find comments like yours antagonistic, counterproductive, and immature, though. Love, a Texan.

It bothers me as a Texan to see people just saying, "Ugh Texas."

This guy is still alive ? I guess God isn't that eager to see him ...

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I really feel like this is kind of like birth control for gay guys. If you're going to have sex (especially anonymous hookups or you're going through a horny phase or you're a fan of barebacking) then go ahead and take it. It's your body, your risk, and you've got to be responsible for it.

If this man complains about your hair, I'd love to hear what he says about the ridiculous middle age white lady bouffant updos you see in Texas. (Probably nothing, because he's a racist asshole.)

Anybody else wondering how he had a ticket for the game?