Of all the things to to worry about, the mental health of this egocentric wanker is not one of them...

Fun fact: If you spend money like a crazy person you’ll go broke. Even if you’re a successful recording artist.

He does have a shit-eating grin

I’m guessing the disgusting rumor is that he’s into scat, right? He’s a powerful dude and they all like being degraded and dominated in the bedroom (or in his case the bathroom.) Like that Senator from Lousiana and his diaper fetish.

“It is just a few IQ points. ... It is not the end of the world.”

Clearly, with the intensive training you’ve just documented, you are clearly the one informed individual we should turn to to ascertain if these lawsuits have any merit.

O ya? From your close and personal knowledge of this one time you did this gig and got know what its like to deal with drunks this one time and how every single one of them are wrong..but wait no maybe not. Nice story bro! next time lets talk about some shit that actually has some relevance instead of some anecdotal…

I dressed up as Jesus a few years ago for a Christmas party(we do dressup for Xmas instead of Halloween), drank directly from the 3 bottles of wine I brought and nobody called me crass.

I’m not even supposed to be here today!

I can’t help but feel MJ would be honored by that casting choice.

YOU MEAN BLACK PEOPLE DO OTHER STUFF AND JUST LIKE LIVE THEIR LIVES AS BEST THEY CAN LIKE EVERYONE ELSE?

It all depends on where you are. If you’re somewhere that can handle the snow sure, it’s fine. Just tip more than average. When I delivered pizzas as a kid I would make a fucking killing during snowstorms.

As a former delivery driver for several years in the 90's...Fuck you for making me risk life and limb for your $5.99 plain pie and offering me a whole dollar for my efforts. I’d rather go home with no money. Man up and open a can of soup.

Good.

No one has ever accused lifetime of being highly accurate.... Exhibit A -

Figaro is very advanced. I catch him on my laptop all of the time. Floyd plays games on my iPad. I’m sure they could figure it out. They like to live the high life, lush with fresh catnip plants, high quality wet food, grilled chicken and grouper and all of Figaro’s medications, but Cindymoo brings home the bacon as…

She has to be involved. I mean, either she’s involved or she has the lowest self-esteem in the history of the low self-esteems.

I think it’s bloody well likely.

Recoiling

I have a stuffed polar bear only slightly smaller than the one pictured, but significantly fluffier. Best Christmas present ever, thanks Mom!